We're taking one for the team, this glitter gets on everything.
We hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
We've had enough so here's the deal: there's someone in your life right now who you hate. Whether it be your wretched neighbour, a family member or that basic chick Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.
So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding it everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.
Yes, somehow we do have Frequently Asked Questions.
I bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere! He had to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, LOL!
I never get tired of seeing my co-workers rage when opening their glittery envelopes.
For my 1 year anniversary I didn't know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn't, I'm now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I'd like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address.
Its been 3 weeks and I'm still finding glitter. How on earth do I get rid of it?!
Sent to my best friend, note inside was a nice touch. Thanks guys.
Just getting in touch to say that I don't recommend sniffing glitter. My nose now bleeds randomly haha.